So with the festivities most commonly known as All Star weekend that are currently being held in L.A and every celebrty with a movie or album coming out getting courtside seats, i thought i would offer something to the actual fans of the sport; Bask-et-b-all... this is a weekend when all the medium talented millionaires of the N.B.A get 4 or 5 days holidays so the superstars (known as superstars, because they fail to pass to team mates) play with each others balls for 3 days, keeping everything cordial... which is weird cause all these guys are starting to dislike each other, or maybe its just Boston that hates the league and since the whole bloody Boston team is playing right now its more like the West vs Boston game in the show stopping bore-fest of centres shooting 3's and break away dunks with no defense until the last 6 minutes where Kobe will hog the ball to win himself the M.V.P title... (wonder if that will come true?) anywho, the other nugget of truth we knew before the final result would be the hype building atomic bomb of Jesus dunking power himself Blake Griffin would win the slam dunk comp, which apart from the fact he didnt deserve to get out of the first round but made it by one point to progress thanks to 5 old dudes who got the calculators out and did the math... whole thing was more rigged then Justin Bieber not winning best new artist at the grammy's... anywho... dunk comp went like this... Serge Ibaka repped Africa and jumped from last week to dunk it from somewhere then followed that by biting a teddy bear dunk??? JaVale McGee used the dunks he should have used in the final in the first 2 rounds, therefore shooting himself in the foot with now no chance to actually win, which doesnt surprise many, for the sheer fact that he plays for Washington and they lack all levels of rational thought processing, luckily he has uber human athletism otherwise he wouldnt be a millionaire and stupid... he would only be poor and stupid... plus its sad when your Mum is a more famous basketball player then you... Then there is Demarr De-Rizin... whose game is getting better every year.. unluckily for him he plays in Toronto which is like being talented in Tasmania, no one will ever care! his poor choice was the douchebag team mate who couldnt pass the ball in time for him to dunk it... seriously, talent got them to the N.B.A?? doubt it, how hard is it to time a 4ft pass to a jumping human??? so he lost his chance to make the final, being unfairly booted out by the Kia Carnival that is Blake snakes on a plane Griffin... overall the whole thing lost meaning by the guys inability to complete dunks first time... therefore lowering the buzz of the crowd, taking it from Bieber screams to Library silence with each passing failure... sure they were trying difficult MAN-nuvers... but it did get kinda lame... so i guess all thats left is for me to put some pics up, press publish post and watch the people from overseas come in droves like a internet plague to read my words....
Serge did this...
JaVale gave people asthma attacks with this..
Poor exstinct Tasmanian Devil did this... (which was my favourite)
Then, because they had all ready paid the engraver of trophies, the N.B.A let this white guy (whose ethnicity im not sure of?) anyway.. they let him win... luckily his personality reminds me of tinea, BORING! and he doesnt even have a jump shot...he just bullies grown men.. cause when he does he will be incredibly good as a "Superstar" player... so here are his jumping high pictures...
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