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Really... im so far away from technology and its purpose i may as well never pay my electricity bill again... you all know my long standing hatred of mobile phones! but i guess the internet is where i find sanctuary to seek basketball scores from around the globe, to illegally download my favourite T.V shows and to blog to you all who wait with baited breath on my every word (if you breath smells like bait i suggest you fix that issue, unless you want to attract cats?)... oh and then there is everyones favourite cyber home... facebook... but i hate the stalking mentality of that bore-fest with farms... facebook is just like a prison... you write on walls and get poked by guys?? it should be more friendly i know... but it is a legal version of stalking and i for one dont like that human trait, kids these days are wild for all this crap..
Plus dont even start me on dating sites on the internet flooded by 19 y.o girls with 2 kids and profile pics with swift views down there tops and guys all topless posing for "wish i was an athlete magazine" showing off there Maloo ute and its fancy chrome wheels surrounded by bourbon bottles... *sigh* all these things are horrible and a blight on your monthly download limit.. lucky for you i have a blog.. with words pertaining to my interests... commonly it seems to be about girls, adventure, fashion, coloured theme pictures or the hatred of hipsters... but i like to stay close to the solid performers... Love / Girls... its easy to blog about and ussually is topped off with attractive pictures.. win/win for all involved...

So after a recent effort by wingmen in my life to start a hysteria about my coolness via the world wide web, i decided now to write about what i like... i guess more for the therapy it provides me so that i realise a keeper when i see one...

So what makes a keeper?? well i guess everyone has their own favourite flavours? things that spark an interest... things in common.. things things things... or maybe a person is a keeper because you hate the same things? i dont know.. im just going to do what i always do.. write about the things that tickle my fancy...

For me im not over indulgent and fussy when it comes to looks... im more in search of personality, i seem to think that personality wont be wrinkly when its older?? plus if you are shallow stop reading right now and get the F of my blog you jerk.... yeah YOU! run along harry highpants!..... now let us all continue... here is a simple map i will provide as as beginning...

Now once these girls are spotted in the wild safari known as the real world you are on your way to the keeper!! YIPPEE!! but where to from here.. well a change in mind set is required to attract them... i like to think of it as saying "When you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done" i think if you apply this to whatever the circumstance your onto a winner.. nothing is more attractive then going to an effort for another person... well, atleast.. thats what i think...

But what now after hunting down the person whose charisma oozes over you and whose eyes you must gain?? well F-ed if i know... im single... but i will just write stuff i like in a girl and if you guys see her maybe tell her to come hang out with me?

LIST OF LIKES:

Must be first class fun...

 

Im open to her having something "different" about herself... i like girls whose style and all-round auora dont seem to come from a pre-baked template... this feature makes them slightly irresistable (note; does not have to be asian to be "different")

 

Would be nice if she was somewhat outdoorsie and adventurous.. not talking crazy but didnt mind having some fun... or maybe just well skilled in the art of spontaneous road trips??

 

 

Being brunette would put her at an large and unfair advantage in my eyes... but again not super fussy...

 

With some interesting career interests would also compund her "keeper" factor...

 

Then there is my addiction/fetish to girls with little freckles... sweet Jesus they make my knees weak... oh and in winter i cant resist beanies... (dont have to combine them... either one would satisfactorily impress me) but if you did manage to combine them my mindhole would tumble and cause a mass exodus of words like "I-HEART-YOU"

 

Oh and then there is the artful skill of being out of this world sexy with the way she dresses....  with varying degrees for being out, being at home and then being "come to bed eyes" at home...

 

But i guess when all is said and done, you most probably wont find this person in a nightclub, or on a dating site or even on facebook.... you will hopefully find her under your Christmas tree if Santa is real or doing liked minded things to you and you can then both share your joint awesomeness together forever knowing you have you own 1/1 Keeper... cause no 2 are alike... either way... if none of this is true and is all a bunch of mumbo jumbo it was a bloody fun time for me to look for the pictures of things i like and think of what it is i want to find in a keeper... even if it is only 10% of the things i like...