Dinner Delights

So, as the amazingly talented person i am, yes, i know i know... im pretty amazing, yet i have been getting into up-skilling life skills as a modus operandi. The focus has primarily been on the wine and dine skill set, not for any lovely ladies whose feet i would like to sweep of the proverbial ground... more just for me and my tummy.. cause we are tight! But if you really knew anything about me you may think the only things people from my family can cook is meth or ordered pizza... those stories are for another day...
Infact here is a flow chart that will take you on the step by step journey my mind is taking...

 

Now that you can see what is happening here i feel like preparing food should be easier and tastier with the smallest amount of energy directed into the feeding process, as i get bored quickly.

So i have been all about seeking what others cook and been essentially doing everything i can to add my own spice to it. Now for a modern Man, this should be as simple as pie with the plethora of cheaply produced cooking shows speading all over television like Herpes on the sub-continents... but i seem to hate the hosts of the before mentioned shows with such passion that all i want to do is find a large knife and cause a mass ready,steady homocide!
But just my luck, i bail quickly on day time T.V and freestyle in the isles of the local supermarket.... i just start grabbing random things which i hope perform magic on my taste buds.. otherwise its back to left overs and low level nutritional satisfaction.... Its a wild food merry-go-round im on and im just starting the circle again...