Dream Job... will work for free...

I study graphic design if you didnt know, how thats, free personal info about me delivered straight to you, we didnt even have to talk??? and i hate talking.. especially to you, yes you.. the person who is following my blog even though you dont know me?? dont know how you stumbled onto this place but i sure hope it wasnt while you were searching for Viagra... anywho... i want to work for The North Face... even if it is to clean there bins emptying out protien hiking bars... i would be working with adventurey people which would lead to some epic weekends climbing Everest i presume?? i also take for granted the thought that i would get a whole load of free shit which is more where my interest lies... but honestly, to be in the design department there might be too eco-friendly and boring for me but i would go straight tofu dieting to be there anyway... it would be so fun!! i dont picture working at all truthfully, i figure we would be more walking to the North Pole or testing clothing by wrestling with bears??? walking around the office with those cramp-on shoes designed for ice not carpet... i also picture having to absiel down a mountain to get back to the office carpark... and if you dont get your lunch off a camp fire you are not only fired immediately but they take swings at your head with a Ice Pick!! hmmm... anyway...