First shoe (Boat Shoe)
Its a boat shoe you idiot!! why would you wear socks?? so your feet stay extra oceany and wet?? it pisses me off enough that your wearing them then you go and wear them with socks?? die... actually no... go stand on a land mine and cause yourself so much grief you can never wear shoes again!!
Second shoe (vans)
Once more, if you are wearing socks with these the only way i will ever let you off the hook is if you are wearing jeans! cause if your wearing shorts and your rocking your little uber cute white ankle socks from Big W i will personally see to it that you have tinea on your face for the rest of your lonely existance!! douche!! do not wear socks with these.. It / You look very dumb if you do!
Thongs / Jandals / whatever you call them.
[dont need a freakin image]
Stop wearing socks with them you try hard polynesian drop kicks!
Normal Shoes?
Of course you wear socks with them!
Moral of the story for the incredibly slow Men of the world, as soon as you see women wearing socks in open toe high heels will be the moment you know the world is ending and your free to put whatever you want on your feet.. but until then stop being idiots and start being awesome... the devil is in the detail.. girls will forever look down on you if your wearing socks in stupid shoes that dont require the presence of a sock... and i dont want to hear anything about your sick of blisters.. MAN UP!
Hey, girls often wear unproposable (i didn't say stylish, playful of fantasious) outfits, but I respect them, they wear it because they like them, whether we like them or not. And well, I wear socks with boat shoes and shorts, sometimes, because the shoe needs to rest eventually, and I like the black ankle socks, in second instance.
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