O.K... im competitive, winning feels good, but let me weave a tale of truth. I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there is no f-ing way paper can beat rock! Tell me? is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? screw scissors infact! why cant paper do this to people? people i hate? why arent sheets of white A4 paper constantly suffocating people i hate? I'll tell you why not, because paper cant beat anybody. A rock would tear that shiz up in 2 seconds flat. When i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock! then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap im sorry, i thought paper would protect you!! douche bag!
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