Sunday, November 21, 2010

Future Parenting 1-0-1




I need to make a mini me, it simply must occur for the pure reason of awesomeness in the worlds future! imagine a world full of incredibly useless and ugly children, whose parents should be forced to gain a d.n.a permit to re-create! FRANKSTON im looking in your direction! i want a little adult, not a snotty obnoxious punk, a kid whose humour and unbelievable style make the terrible 2's look terrific! never ending nawwww puppy cuteness inserted into a little me... then covered in fabrics that are so dope he carries around his own baby wipes to clean up drool of grown women! and none of this helicopter parenting... im free range... forget training wheels when your born awesome, little playa will rule the park with advanced human interaction skills making him untouchable to bullies, infact his middle name will be "kiss chasey" steezin all over those sesame street kids...

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