Let me share some things about cars with you... my loves and hates... firstly my loves? i have 2 dream cars, but a list of a about 10-15 cars that i wouldnt mind owning also.. I would love to have a 69' Camaro... It would be the most arrogant piece of metal on the road and would probably beat you up just cause it felt like it... i dream of it being all black just like me! and sounding like a riot as soon as i stand on the gas pedal... the second is a 2010 Range Rover Vogue... with an Overfinch body... this would of course be for the wifey in my life to enjoyably do the soccer mum shuttling duties...but since i will never get married or have kids it will do proxy work of big pimpin! plus i would roll in it and 4X4 all over your face... therefore destroying you and your gay little automobile... i dream of this being colgate ouside, peanut butter inside... that would equate to candy white paint ouside and sexy brown / cream leather inside... of the ostrich leather variety... yummy!
Now my hates... i will be quick and simple... pesonalised number plates... there should be a common rule that if you see a car with this your are free to pull out a thick black texta and add your own commentry to the number plate on the front / back of the car... seeing "BRUCE 1" or "MYWRX" is the most pointless thing you can tell a person with eyesight, and therefore i should, in return, be free to write "DOUCHE" or "ISITREALLY" in equal sized letters next to the number plate.. hence its called a number plate... not a name plate! Secondly.. people who are so oblivious to realise that there indicator is still on... if you leave it on it annoys me, driving in a straight line for km's... and if your to stupid to acknowledge that its still on why did you even bother to turn it on to go around a corner cause your clearly not paying attention to anything anyway?
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