Think of something that could leap tall buildings, as strong as ANYTHING!!! i know what your thinking.. your saying "Tell me more Max, i want to know what it is??" well its something so spiffy all the kids on the block want it... this ain't no fad... this is A grade premium knowledge im imparting on you... its military spec awesomeness that has been de-classified so you noobs can hear about it.. i got it off wiki-leaks... this is serious! life and death type situation material...
[intro drummer roll]
!!!PARACORD!!!
you need this in your life... i would say atleast 70-100 feet of it... enough paracord that in an emergency situation you can actually unravel and deploy the paracord and put it into use... this stuff puts hairs on your chest its that tough... so informed am i on this topic that i introduced it to Bear Grylls and it now in his 3 "D's" of survival...
First D... Drink your own wee...
Second D... Do a scene in each episode naked..
& most importantly
Third D... Deploy the Paracord, unleash the awesome!
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