Australia has been invaded by some of the stupidest tourists known to man.... American tourists! Oprah has blessed our shores with some coy lesbian lovin, yet she brought 300 people from her audience with a combined I.Q of 46... One couple who have spent the week in Tasmania and Byron Bay, enjoying our beautiful country, this is what they had to say to the plethora of reporters following the talk show queens every move...
and i quote "i hope we get to meet the Queen, that would make this trip perfect!"
These f-ing brain dead carbo loaded heart attacks waiting to happen have now offically sweated stupidity all over the national news of Australia.
Dear America,
I am unfortunatly left in the unenviable position to let you know that the Queen does not live in this country, yes you are 100% correct to think of Australia as a member of the Commonwealth, yet luckily for our own convict ways the Queen does not reside in this country.
I hope this does not ruin all your thoughts of the outback, we only offer koala's, not royalty.
Sincere Apologies
Max Aweomess of behalf of his country..
p.s America, you are a ridiculously stupid sheltered country, stay in school.
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