Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Blogging for dummies.

Step1. Find a picture of a girl.
Step 2. Make sure girl is cute.
Step 3. Freckles on cute girl add to your blogs street cred.
Step 4. Place cute freckle girl in onesie.
Step 5. Have styling feature on onesie making viewer thouroughly interested and fully focused.
Step 6. A refreshing background of water or ocean complementing cute freckled onesie girl.
Step 7. Enjoy gawking at your creation.
Step 8. Watch the blog stalkers pour in.
Step 9. Remind viewer why all previous stated things are great.
Step10. Brainwash the world to follow your every whim and desire via your Blog.



Enjoy minion.

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