Summer Body : Maximum Hunkage!

Well, now that the sun has come out in full effect, its only natural for the human body to come out of its cocoon know as winter clothing and layers of fat. For those vain or incredibly well planned individiuals out there, this shouldnt be a worry, cause instead of laying around all winter like a fat stay at home mormon Mum, you have probably taken care of your rig and are well and truely prepared to offer the gun show for the summer crowd. For this work, i congratulate you as i know how hard it can be to stay motivated. There are certain things that can keep people motivated, most commonly being single. Thing with single people is they are shallow, thats why they are single, shallow people have high standards and refuse to settle. So they are ordering salads and counting carbs while the married people are sending the Cadbury share price sky rocketing!
But the question is, how does maximum hunkage occur? is it real or myth? Well its plausible for you all to believe it isnt real, sometimes working out doesnt work out, yet I for one have a testimony of its truth! infact im so into it that i have a ab-roller in every room of my house (toilet included) my soap in the shower is a 10kg barbell, to watch T.V im on a treadmill to power it, i sleep on a reclined exercise bike and never let my resting heart rate drop below 80 bpm, my oven not only cooks my dinner it also burns kilojules and all this to achieve Max Awesomeness. I am a walking protien shake, i wake up in the morning and my pee is more expensive then yours for the pure and simple fact the amount of supplements flowing through my body, i can truely say each and every day i flush money down the toilet!

 

 Well now that i have you sitting there in amazement at my hunkage and thinking about washboard ab's you could grate cheese on, buns so tight you could bounce coins off them and biceps the size of small barrels you are undoubtably asking whats your workout plan Max? Here it is... 

Step 1.

 

A gym isnt required, all you need is a ghetto home gym full of ridiculously heavy items to grow your chest size.

Step 2.

Will Power! Hunks inner motivation...

Obviously to become fit you need motivation, i find best results come from celebrity workout videos. Personally i have seen great things from Kanye's workout plan, it seems to get everything into the right place whether your training for the summer body or the 10km fun run. Do i hear a question? "Max, i dont like black people, do white people have workout tapes a little more trashy that will help me boost my self confidence and lower my pant size?" why yes there are more workout videos for you to choose from random question asking voice in my head, i have a few favourites...

Carmen Electra: Stipper-obics



Holly Madison : Bigger boobs Leg workout?



*please take note of her sentences and the lack of clarity and intelligence, this is key to becoming fit, also key is plastic surgery, but im sure that will annoy some readers so for all you vegetarian tofu loving hippee's that i have disappointed with all my summer hunkage workout advice i hope this will help us become friends once more... im offering you something to improve core strength, stamina and add inches to your biceps!.. you wont believe it huh??? thanks.

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