The Best Of Series: HATE

Ahh, good old fashioned Hate. The very mention of the word may have lost it's initial impact over the years due to hip-hop's unintentional redefinition (the 'hater' epidemic) or the tendencies of teenage girls to associate it with pretty much everything that isn't Robert Pattinson, but the act of hating is still as necessary as it is unnecessary in humanity's increasingly critical nature and more importantly, blog topics. A few decades ago, the word HATE could have incited war on a global scale if placed in the wrong context. Today, I can sit here and safely say that I hate Kyle Sandilands, the wind and eggplant and not even flinch in doing so. I hate eggplant so much that my vision blurs whenever I think about it. Kyle Sandilands has a similar effect.

Hate's primary appeal lies in it's ease of execution. Unfortunately, It's much harder to think of and express a genuine, heartfelt compliment then it is to highlight the shortcomings of another human being or entity. Well, it is for me anyway, and I'm writing the goddamn crap your reading so you could probably just shut your goddamned, uninformed mouth and stop interrupting me.....

See? So much easier than complimenting you all.

In practice, hate might be fun and all when it's dropped at the right moment (in the safety of your own home on a Facebook status update or a Harry Potter premiere), but it can also be an incredibly ignorant, jealousy-driven form of expression reserved for those of us who are just plain jerks. As an awesome individual, we've all been exposed to the big H at one point or another, be it for pushing to the front of the line at boxing day sales or signing a lucrative endorsement contract with an energy drink company whose product is reserved for jock douchebags and lorry drivers, which is why it brings me great pleasure (or sadism) to bring you the most comprehensive and thoroughly researched 'Most Hated' list ever concocted. Now get out of my face and enjoy!

 

AUGUSTA W.A has faced the wrath of my disturbing hate profiling! i have a personal pact to never visit this hole ever again! its hard to honestly critique a place charging $20 for you to walk around the lawn of a lighthouse but do yourself the favour of sending all junk mail spam and unhealthy african plagues in the direction of this cesspool! If you combined every hurtful joke about red heads i would unload it on this town! cause it's common knowledge that teasing people with Gingervitis produces vast amounts of satisfaction and this town deserves to be hated and belittled,  infact a thought process that will no doubt lead to a mutually beneficial relationship in which we can continue to criticize and hate this town would be to make it a part of S.A cause it doesnt belong here!

You are probably expecting this list to roll on with a racially charged list of Hates aren't you?? cause thats the area hate breeds... rascism... but nope not this time... *unless we are talking about polynesians who think pride = engraving there last name like a personalised number between there shoulder blades is cool?? cause that is more popular then K.F.C shares in Samoa and that tattoo fad pisses me right of the deep end of hate! 

(oi tru dat cuz!!)

But my only true hate worth sharing globally is Augusta... oh and wallet chains... but more Augusta... Augusta = South Australia and everyone hates S.A!