Silly Season.

This time of year is wild! apparently? Shopping, Shopping Shopping!! if your lucky enough to live in Australia our wonderful television show A.C.A has a 5 minute segment about how to find parking at a shopping centre during the silly season!!! the struggle of shopping divided by the hassle of parking is quite a quandary! (for the brain dead rejects who dont deserve to drive if you need to know how to park or need advice about choosing an empty space to place your car i shall lay you down next to Tracy Grimshaw and drive forwards and backwards over you till you die and never have to worry about parking or Christmas again! unless there is parking in heaven, then your on your own dropkick!) Anyway, with all this shopping there is much banter about wish lists and the preferal of gift cards instead of trusting someone to blow your day by offering a lame present, so as my act of service, to my readership in the blogerverse, i shall teach you all the only place you need to shop to find a gift that will make everything you've ever recieved in your tree look pathetic and so not up to par!

Welcome to the secret Santa doesnt want you to find! its a mixture of mail order brides and gift wrapping and all that is required of you it too line up! SIMPLE!!! that simple... essentially this store is located around some form of Muesem / Old smart people building as the secret is only known by the wise and wearers of tweed, the other dead give away to know your in the right spot is the "Buyers" sign, if you see that you've found gold!! GOLD i tells ya'... Once you take you place in the line a cavalcade of very leggy amazing human gifts parade by to offer you much Christmas joy, depending on your budget you can either get a simple stocking filler or more of the "keeping up with the Jones' " model who will bring you so much happiness you'll think you've drowned in a tub of egg-nog. Either way, getting a present with long legs and high heels is awesome! and dont be a cheap arse and wait for the boxing day sales, unless you enjoy diseases..

So in closing i hope you enjoyed the secret of Christmas and i hope you get what you truely want on this special day...