When wanting to act tuff... fight the fattest kid! he will be slow and low in stamina.. also punch him in the top chin because his other chins are fist diversions used to trick you! mental note* if you start getting pounded make sure your crying and bleeding is up to par so he feels pity on you and stops... then you must remember to never act tuff again... but lets face it you could never lose to a fat kid.. he's FAT! so make sure you ruin his self confidence and steal his BMX bike... or make a "Ya' MUM" joke... now go forth and rule the monkey bars kids....
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