Like seriously, im no French Vogue but my eyes have standards... I Max Awesomeness know that fashion can be expensive, yet it is totally possible to rock out on a budget... but smart buys do not come from Supre... about 1284 days ago my eyes were introduced to leggings that looked like jeans.. at first i was puzzled and did that whole "dog sideways confusion face" reaction... one side of my brain was pleased to see tightness around the rear female quadrant yet so appalled that it was Demin looking... after resisting the urge to question i thought it would never catch on, yet my ex-g.f best friend seemed to have fucking shares in the idea and rocked them 24/7 which only highlighted to me more throughly i was in a horrible relationship and also the friend needs a fashion bullet to pierce her temple and put her out of MY/her misery... yet as the trend spread like a batch of diseases through stagnant water i seemed to be surrounded by cheap trashy Jegging lovers who thought the best way to spend $5 wasnt on a stunner meal but a stunning vomite patty stretched out to form a piece of clothing resembling Jeans. Alas i once nearly got into a stouche with a girl after she heard my loud vocal disapproval of such an unsightly sin, my simple snippet of commentry was "leggings arent pants" not even highlighting they aren't jeans either... the spoken too trashy whore monger girl whose single stay at home Mother must have send her out for a packet of trash and a 6 pack of slut to wash it down with berrated me with all manner of 4 letter words... none of them focusing on the "good nice true" advice i was offering back in 4 letter words... Never have i seen such a divide between what Males & Females find attractive... Stupid young girls flocked to Jeggings like MX riders flocked to sleeve tatto's. Cosmopolitan website forums must be littered with young girls quoting "i showed him my boobs and he still wouldnt touch me cause i wore Jeggings! whats wrong with me?" So Supre comes into this cause they are like a government for the fiscally cheap, a leader of 14-21y.o girls whose each decision seasonly can ruin the eyesight of Males forever! So much fluro and Jeggings have polluted the streets thanks to Supre and other trashbaggery stores that i wish i could slap them with a surcharge for ruining my day each time i spot a girl decked out in their flagship range of cheap eye watering fashion... I find this a prisonable offence obviously unless your Rihanna...
But anyway... Moral of the story is i saw a girl today so large that the Jeggings went white from the stretching punishment occuring... so please.. no more Jegging creations.. i will buy the green recyclable bags, i will donate to good causes, volunteer at homeless places... i would donate a freakin kidney just for the pain in the arse Jeggings is causing the World to STOP!!! PLEASE! instead of shopping at Supre, sponser an African kid... not because they are less fortunate, because you and i know that if your shopping at Supre no one is more less fortunate then the people leaving that store with a reciept!!! just spend your money on something else.. maybe some condoms so your ugly Boyfriend doesnt create another girl needing to shop at Supre... anything... anything!!! JUST STOP!!! even if it doesnt give Conan funny material for his show...
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